Drawn Together Fan-Fiction by Gina Gadbsy
"Wooldor Goes to Hollywood" (This is a parody of Cats Don't Dance)
The housemates were in their home having breakfast. Wooldoor Sockbat had an anounment. "Attention all housemates." He said as he tapped the whine glasses. "I have an annoucement to make." he continued. "You're finally toilet-trained?" asked Princess Clara. But Clara was so happy that she hugged everyone. But that didn't please Ling-Ling. It was speaking in gibberish that no one understood. But it was mad.
"No." Wooldoor said. Then everyone groaned about the comment of Wooldoor. Toot Braunstein came downstairs late. "What did I miss guys?" Everyone stared at Toot. She had only a bra and robe on with messy hair. "I thought we threw you in the closet." Spanky said. "My good news is that I'm going to Hollywood." Wooldoor cheerfully said. The housemates looked at eachother then at Wooldoor.
Then they all let out a laugh. "Come on boy, you'll be lucky enough to be like Clappies the Duck." Foxxy commented. "Fine! Laugh as you will." Wooldoor said. "See if I care. I'll show you first thing tomorrow. And maybe I'll meet grown-up child star Nancy Nipple!" Then Ling-Ling got up. "Isn't Nancy Nipple also known as 'World's Slutheart Lover of Cancer and Attackness'?" Nobody understood Ling-Ling but just nodded.
Wooldoor was almost leaving for the bus. "Wooldoor wait!" Toot said. "Before you go and possibly humiliate yourself to national televison with 100,000,000 people watching just don't embarres yourself." The bus came. Wooldoor looked at the bus. Then at Toot. Bus. Toot. Bus. Toot. Bus. Kids on a cereal commerical. Wooldoor got distractions away. "I must go and become a star!"
Then music played. "His time has come, Walk through the sun oh, he's packed his--" Toot couldn't stand it and stangeled the muscians. Wooldoor was excited on the bus. The bus stopped and then ran over Strawberry Sweetcake. Wooldoor got off the bus. "Hollywood where the streets are paved with gold. Hey this is a good sign." He saw everything in sight of Hollywood and rushed into a building for auditioning.
"Oh look a newbie here to ruin his dreams." Brian from Family Guy said. Then there was Betty Rubble. "I've been here for about a zillion years! Damm-Damm!" Then as soon as Wooldoor sat down Nancy Nipple came. "Hello everyone I hope you all like your scripts you'll be in my movie. GET ME BEER NOW!!" Nancy shouted. Then a secretary came with a beer bottle. "It's about time you got here!" she said. "Oh hi see you in an hour."
Wooldoor looked everyone. "She seems nice." An hour passed by and Wooldoor came to the studio. Nancy Nipple's new movie is Li'l Sex Star! The role is to sleep with Nancy Nipple. "Where is my cigarette?!" she muttered. "Well Miss Nipple you are a bit young for a cig--" someone started. "Oh I'm sorry. This movie is Nancy Nipple! Are you Nancy Nipple? I didn't think so!" Nancy got mad all about it. "Hi Miss Nipple I'm Wooldoor Sockbat and a huge fan." Wooldoor started.
"Yeah yeah yeah. THIS ISN'T GOING TO BLOW ITSELF!!" The horrible child star wasn't an angel. She is a child but she acts like an adult. With her brunette pig-tails, sagged voice, and cruel adult attitude. "Oh hi sir. Can you believe these people they wouldn't let me smoke a cigarette." Nancy said. Wooldoor saw Nancy's bad attitude but he thought she was in a bad mood.
There was a rat that came. "Hi I'm Donny Rat." he introuduced himself. "Hello I'm Wooldoor Sockbat." Wooldoor said. The rat was concered about Wooldoor staring underneath her chest. "They say on her breast her nipples are shaped like hearts." Donny whispered. "Okay can we start now? I have other things to do!" Nancy compalined. The secrataries were making Nancy's bed comftable.
Nancy got into her bed getting cozy. Smoking her cigarette blowing heart-shaped smoke clouds. Then her face turned to disgust after seeing Wooldoor. "You're ugly and stupid enough looking. Take off your clothes and settle on to this bed." Nancy said. Wooldoor had a bright smile. "Remind me to yell after he gives me a hard time with his penis." Nancy whispered.
Nancy and Wooldoor began to move around. But Wooldoor pinched one of Nancy's nipples. That's how she got her name. "Wow they are heart-shaped!" he said. Nancy didn't enjoy being underneath the bed. She bellowed as loud as she could! "MAAAAAAASH!!!!" she hollered. Then there was thumping. Nancy's engorged breasts jumped up and down. Mash the servant came and strangled Wooldoor.
Then Nancy came up to Mash. "That'll be all Mash." she said. Smirking at poor Wooldoor. Then Wooldoor called the housemates and had an idea. They practiced and got everyone else in the dumpsters. There was Captain Hero, Ling-Ling, Toot Braunstein, Foxxy Love, Spanky Ham, Princess Clara, and Xandier. While there was a noise going on. Nancy Nipple heard it. Then she listened in. "Look at those bastards. Laughable ain't it Mash?" Nancy asked. Then Nancy turned and Mash was sleeping with Jennifer Love Hewitt. "MASH!!" Nancy snapped.
Nancy had an idea to get rid of Wooldoor. "Invite that thing! To beeeerrr......." Wooldoor walked to Nancy Nipple's house. "Thanks for coming over Mr. Faggot." Nancy said poietly. But Wooldoor didn't accept the error. "It's Sockbat." he said. "Ooh Sockbat. Would you like some alchohal?" she asked. But behind her back was a glass bottle. Then Wooldoor looked away and responded "no." Nancy was getting ready to hit Wooldoor but he turned and Nancy put the bottle away.
"I heard you had an idea for my movie!" the devil said. "I do Miss Nipple." Wooldoor said looking at Nancy's sparkling purple bow and dress with black shoes. "Ain't there something I could do for you?" Nancy said sharpening her bottle. "No." Wooldoor said. "Then Nancy got red. But she remembered her manners. Then Nancy was giggling like a child.
END OF PART 1